Helen Brownstein

 Helen Brownstein is a bitchy and abused hall monitor of an atrocious elementary school. She also has a alternate persona, Ball Brownstein, who is a swimming coach at the same school.

She's been a hall monitor and detention teacher for around fifteen years, trying and failing to police a school of sociopathic children. The children supposedly regularly rape each-other, defecate themselves, molest each-other, draw graphic and crude images of Helen getting raped, smoke weed in the bathroom, and light each-other on fire.